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Lampstand

Lampstand is a bot written for #maelfroth by Nicholas ‘Aquarion’ Avenell, who can be reached at nicholas at aquarionics dot com. It basically does stuff Aquarion thinks is cool, or that people have suggested. A synergy of both is more likely to happen than the latter, to be honest.

These are (most of) the things it does:

Hug Reaction

/me hugs Lampstand

• 10:52 * Aquarion hugs Lampstand
• 10:52 * Lampstand gives Aquarion chocolate

/msg Lampstand give me toast
/me hugs Lampstand

• 10:54 * Aquarion hugs Lampstand
• 10:54 * Lampstand gives Aquarion toast

Whowas Reaction

Hello!

• 10:54 [Aquarion] Hello!

Lampstand: Have you seen Aquarion?

• 10:54 [Aquarion] Lampstand: Have you seen Aquarion?
• 10:54 [Lampstand] I last saw Aquarion on Sat, 08 March 08 at 10:54 saying Hello!

Dice Reaction

Lampstand: Roll 4d6+12

• 11:00 [Aquarion] Lampstand: Roll 4d6+12
• 11:00 [Lampstand] Aquarion, You rolled 4d6, you got [3, 1, 6, 4] +12 = 26

Insult Reaction

Lampstand: insult FailWemic

• 11:02 [Aquarion] Lampstand: insult FailWemic
• 11:02 [Lampstand] FailWemic, Thou clouted fool-born codpiece!

Bible Reaction

Lampstand: Rev 2:5

• 21:52 [Lampstand] Aquarion, Revelation 2:5 [5]Remember therefore from where you have fallen; repent, and do the works you did at first. If not, I will come to you and remove your lampstand from its place, unless you repent. [ESV]

Scripture taken from The Holy Bible, English Standard Version. Copyright ©2001 by Crossway Bibles, a publishing ministry of Good News Publishers. Used by permission. All rights reserved. Text provided by the Crossway Bibles Web Service.

Dictionary Reaction

Lampstand: define tea

09:48 [Lampstand] Tea Tea (t[=e]), n. [Chin. tsh[=a], Prov. Chin. te: cf. F. th[‘e].] 1. The prepared leaves of a shrub, or small tree ({Thea Chinensis} or {Camellia Chinensis}). The shrub is a native of China, but has been introduced to some extent into some other countries. [1913 Webster] Note: Teas are classed as green or black, according to their color or appearance, the kinds being distinguished also by various other characteristic differences,...
09:48 [Lampstand] ... as of taste, odor, and the like. The color, flavor, and quality are dependent upon the treatment which the leaves receive after being gathered. The leaves for green tea are heated, or roasted slightly, in shallow pans over a wood fire, almost immediately after being gathered, after which they are rolled with the hands upon a table, to free them from a portion of their moisture, and to twist them, and are then quickly [Cut for length]

Eight Ball

Lampstand: Ask the 8-ball: Should I document Lampstand fully?

• [Lampstand] All signs point to yes.

How long

Lampstand: How long until Event I?

• Event I is in 2 days, 2 hours, 9 minutes

(This also works in /query, you don’t need to prefix it with Lampstand: though)

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