Recipes For Disaster
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)
Living as I do, it is occasionally appropriate to cook things lest I starve. One fairly quick look at me will convince the idle viewer that I am in no danger of doing that, and these are some of the ways I manage to do this.
My mum has a red binder full of recipes she\’s picked up from places over the years, and this is my equivalent of that.
Things marked \”Recipish\” are almost, but not quite, normal recipes. Somewhere between cookery and performance art, is probably the closest you\’ll get to a definition. Things with \”Recipish\” as a link afterwards are a link to the comedy version, whereas the wiki version is just a straight recipe. The comedy versions tend to give you more information on how _I_ cook it, however. Mileage may vary. Even non-comedic versions will probably have notes and changes in.
Lifeblood
- tea
Squire Meals
Soup
- parsnip Soup
- Three Ginger Soup
- Pumpkin Soup (\recipish\)
Antisoup
- Thomas Zahr\’s Roast Chicken
- Chicken Bacon Somerset (Recipish)
- Chickens in Blankets (Recipish)
- Fish and Crisps (Recipish)
- sausage Apple Braise
- Lasagna
- Rice
- Cookies
Just Desserts
- Bread and Butter Pudding
- cheese Cake (\Recipish\)
- Pumpkin Cake
- Elsewhere: \Christmas Fracture\ (Recipish)
- Banana Bread
- \Pancakes\
Things of note & Stuff I\’ve yet to try
- Apple Lasagna
- Chelsea Buns
- ginger Cake
- Mac & Cheese
- Ma Delaneys Soup
- Tayras Breakfast Bread
- Pumpkin Bread
- Cinnamon Buns for Breadmakers
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